Here is my favorite ‘car’ quotation of all-time:
If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1000 MPG.
and a couple more that deserve honorable mention:
If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.